The other day at table during meals one confrere while speaking of another confreres' (JC) driving skills told us that this particular confrere was not at all good at driving. Yet would never acknowledge the same. However in one particular house he always kept a tin of paint (of the same colour as the vehicle) in the garage. Why? So that he could touch up every time he would return with a scratch or scrape on the vehicle. The tin was frequently used!