Something light

Here are some one liners in the past week that kept us amused for quite sometime...

At the end of the morning prayers, just before the intercessions:

"Please join for the second part of the introduction..." what he really meant was intercession.

During a play:

Till the end of my death, I'll be faithful to you!

During a talk by a Priest with a slight accent:

The trainer asked the woodcutter who complained to him that he was unable to cut trees like before, "Did you sharpen your arse?" (axe)