Thursday, 8 September 2011

Something light

Here are some one liners in the past week that kept us amused for quite sometime...

At the end of the morning prayers, just before the intercessions:
"Please join for the second part of the introduction..." what he really meant was intercession.
During a play:
Till the end of my death, I'll be faithful to you!
During a talk by a Priest with a slight accent:
The trainer asked the woodcutter who complained to him that he was unable to cut trees like before, "Did you sharpen your arse?" (axe)

1 comment:

  1. Sharpening one's arse is an awesome way to cut trees!! I love that line!! :D :D


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