Some amusing 'facts'

Here are some perks of correcting the answer sheets of the Comprehensive Exam of the third year students (nothing compared to the overall feeling of doom and idiocity with regard to the content):

• A Christian thinker, Robinhood...
• Philosophy washed away my brain (as if it were there at all)...
• Origin of the world through the bid-band...

I haven't yet completed the whole lot, and I'm sure there'll be plenty more!